This is Not a Love Story

Please note, this is a fully revised edition.

Maggie Gardiner needs a makeover — for her life.

She had six glasses of wine at a work conference, shouted at a client and surprise surprise got fired.

To make matters worse, she has accidentally ended up in a long-term relationship with the boring guy who was supposed to be a one-night stand.

Something has to change.

So Maggie makes a list — ‘A recipe for perfection’:

1. Go vegan — it worked for that girl on Twitter. (But did you know they don’t eat cheese!?)

2. Get a new job (I have to now I’ve been fired.)

3. Take up yoga — that woman I hate-follow swears by it. (But I could just take a selfie in the studio — who would know!?)

4. Quit smoking — it's not 1999. (Technically, when I wake up, I’ve not smoked for 8 hours.)

5. Dump boyfriend — he’s not ‘The One’ (Also . . . Maggie and Martin? Really?)

Maggie is determined to tick off every item on her list. Only then will she become the best version of herself.

The Maggie she wants to be.

Won’t she . . . ?